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What Gramps Really Wants For Christmas!
By Matthew C. Keegan, Fri Dec 9th
Trying to find that perfect gift for Grandpa can certainly be adifficult task. Your Gramps has seen it all, tried everything,and is long past the age of following his youthful pursuits.Still, the old man has a life and one that can certainly beenriched by one of the following gift ideas I have listed foryou. Go ahead and make an old man happy. Goodness knows he hasbeen grumpy for way too long! 1. Hearing Aid -- That's right, Gramps hasn't been ableto hear much lately and what he does hear he changes around.Give the gift that keeps on hearing and he'll be very grateful.Opt for the fashionable model that sticks outside of his earcanal and comes in your choice of invigorating colors: rad red,bionic blue, glittery green, or psychedelic orange. 2. Viagra -- Gramma has been looking pretty sad thesepast few years. Get Gramps the Viagra and let them have theirtime alone. Plenty of Viagra, if you can afford it!
3. Football Tickets -- Who doesn't like football? Okay,Gramma doesn't. So, why not get Gramps a pair of tickets and youtake him to the big game? After going through all that Viagra,Gramma will be glad that you took the frisky fella awayfrom her for awhile. She needs the rest and now looks like shewas run over by a reindeer. Just don't sit too close to thecheerleaders... 4. The Three Stooges -- Precious little seems to amuseGramps lately except for slapstick comedy, particularly TheThree Stooges. Spring for the entire 26 volume DVD set of theBest of The Three Stooges to keep him entertained allthrough the winter. Shop eBay for the best prices too! 5. Headers
-- Say, what?! Yes, purchase his favorite carparts like a DC Sports header, a K&N cold air intake, a JetChipsperformance chip, floor mats and cargo liners, etc., for his1999 Ford F-250. You know that he is planning to give you thetruck next year anyway, so why not outfit it the way you want itto look now instead of waiting until later? Yourgift to him will soon become your gift to yourself. Itunderscores what Christmas has become to so many; so, get inthat spirit today! Just remember that it is the thought that counts. The morethoughtless you are, the more transparent you will be perceived.At least you will live up to nobody's expectations of you and,therefore, be unable to disappoint anyone. Somehow I don't think that this is what Christmas is really allabout... Merry Christmas, Gramps! About the author:Matt Keegan is a contributing writer for the Race Pagesas well as an automotive fan. For the best Huskyfloor mats, Weathertech cargo liners, or Highlandcargo liners, shop our store today!
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